Oh, the places we'll go...

Here are the top ten places that we will go to breakfast if you're visiting me in Dallas, TX:
1. Cafe Brazil-I can't let anyone subject themselves to Dallas without a well-deserved reward of Chorizo Avocado omelets or Fruity PanCrepes. Plus, there's a coffee bar. How often does one enjoy all the comforts of a bar at 8 in the morning?
2. Breadwinners- We will go to the new location of this restaurant on Lover's Lane and Inwood and we will indulge in overpriced mimosas and Miguel's eggs. Then, we will buy a pecan sticky bun and live off of its adhesive nectar for weeks on end (possibly in the woods!)
3. Angela's Cafe- I just love it when old ladies call me hon' whilst they pour me mug upon mug of diner coffee. And, I looooves me some tacos on the breakfast menu, just to keep the option open.
4. Panera Bread- I don't even care that this place is a chain. We will have blueberry bagels and raspberry cream cheese and we shall rejoice in the existence of carbohydrates.
5. The donut place next to Holy Smokes where they give you free donut holes while you're deciding what you want- 'nuff said.
6. Magnolia Cafe- I don't give a shit if we have to drive all the way to Austin to get us some damn breakfast, I WANT GINGERBREAD PANCAKES AND I WANT 'EM NOW!
7. Kathleen's Art Cafe- The walls say artsy and the prices say "we only cater to rich people," but I'm listening anyway. They give you free blueberry thingies while you wait for your we're-too-good-for-omelets-style eggs.
8. La Madeleine- I would like the strawberry crepes, please, with a dozen of them crow-sants on the side.
9. Metro Diner- I like my runny eggs with a side of feminism...or biscuits.
10. Celebrity Cafe- Because by the time you've visited me long enough for ten consecutive breakfasts together, perhaps the mediocrity of Celebrity will serve as impetus to git yer ass back home.