The combination of vegetarian food, eastern religious figures and meditation practices has never been so hokey or super tasty as it is at Cosmic Cafe and Meditation Center on fabulous Oak Lawn Avenue. I have never felt so mock-spiritual in my life, and that includes my brief stint as a nun. Plus, after 5 straight hours of intense Dance Dance Revolution competition, there's nothing like a mango lassie to soothe my aching ankles.
So, Manimal, Jesus, and I once again visited this beacon of holy treats and sassy, if at all, service. The Manimal ordered the Taco Trinity from the "Oscillating Big Bang Entrees" section of the menu without a hint of irony and I believe he enjoyed it immensely, as evidenced by the beams of light pouring out of his eyes upon completion.
The Messiah and I bypassed the "Sidereal Allah Carte" menu, despite its having the silliest name and headed straight for the "Celestial Light Offerings" which were probably the heaviest items on the menu, despite their moniker. The Shiva pizza refreshed my DDR spirit with an exciting blend of peppers mushrooms and was that squash? Decidedly deit-astic. My Lord and Savior replenished his infinite strength and wisdom with A Fold in Thyme (what most inferior restaurants might have referred to as a wrap). He topped His meal off with a large-ass Mango Lassie and, in his enlightened state of digestion claimed, "This Lassie puts the ASS back in LIE." Holla', Jesus.
Main Idea: Get hip; eat Indian-esque food named after holy beings. Madonna would be so proud. Plus, an entire menu of vegetarian-friendly food is pretty tough to find in Dallas, so job well done.
Auxiliary Idea: Whether you eat meat or not, whether you enjoy sitar music or think it's for whiny babies and the Beatles, whether you're old or young, whether you get your saris from Bombay or Gap, the waitresses here will NOT pay any attention to you whatsoever. (Tip them anyway, assholes. They have bills, too. [Theirs are just sassier than ours.])
Monday, July 26, 2004
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On : 7/27/2004 9:52:04 AM the Manimal (www) said:
Another piece of evidence that proves that the internet is great, and that most of its genius is contained here on this blog. Well played bayou lady, well played.
P.S. do you live in a bayou? If so, how's that workin out for you?
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On : 8/10/2004 9:28:08 PM Jesus Christ (www) said:
I'm just amazed that no one seemed to give a second glance to a group consisting of a professor covered in bayou-mud, the Lord Christ, and a half-man half-animal mutant guy. I guess most people in Dallas see that every day.
Today I learned that a sassy bill is still a bill. That could apply to most things in life, and does.
Holla! Can I get a wooh-wooh?
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On : 8/22/2004 9:24:26 PM Professor (www) said:
Lord, that was as holy as it was incomprehensible.
nice job.
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On : 8/26/2004 7:26:35 PM Jesus Lord Christ (www) said:
Yes incomprehensible, I suppose, for anyone who ISN'T the only son of our Lord God. Let's see I guess that would rule out .... hmmm.... oh, YOU ! Haha, yeah !
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On : 9/12/2004 10:39:19 AM Teddy Ruxpin (www) said:
Hi, I was wondering if anyone has seen my friend Grubby? He's a yellow caterpillar.
I've wandered throughout my homeland of Grundo and have been unable to locate him. He's mildly retarded, so I'm not sure how long he will last on his own. Any help finding him would be greatly appreciated.
Plus, I'm lonely.
Thanks. -TR
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