To update all on my legal status: As of yesterday, there are no outstanding warrants for my arrest, and Officer Pigsman of the Dallas PD has been implicated by an anonymous party (shhhh....) in several acts of an "indecent nature" with animals of a "barnyard nature" and will no longer be roaming the streets with intent to "rob innocent people blind" and spread his "rude 'tude" to the citizens of this "great nation". Hooray! Hi diddly dee! No TX license plates for me.
Thesis Statement and Solemn Promise: I will never again try to post at this incoherent hour.
Supporting Detail: Time for a catnap!!
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On : 3/7/2005 5:36:51 PM badworker (www) said:
Ummm...bacon....
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On : 3/7/2005 5:37:20 PM badworker (www) said:
Just noticed I got a link of your site. YAY!!!
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On : 3/7/2005 6:32:54 PM Jesus (www) said:
mmm......veggie bacon......
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On : 3/10/2005 7:46:50 PM sassycountrylass (www) said:
Wake up, dude. Your so-called "veggie bacon" is nothing but celery sticks that have been spray-painted red. It's the biggest scam since "tofurkey" (trust me, you don't wanna know).
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On : 3/20/2005 12:44:21 PM Jesus (www) said:
If that's celery, then sizzle me up a slab of celery on the griddle with some flapjacks on the side - then top it all off with some delicious maple syrup. Mmmm, yummy.
As a matter of fact, you can put a tube of toothpaste on the griddle for all I care...it still comes out mmm-mmm griddle-licious!
Griddles: the best tool for cooking since the deep-fryer.
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On : 4/21/2005 5:55:33 PM Gary Coleman (www) said:
Still angry at liberal smear-artists....
Still anti-gay.....
Still pro-griddle....
Still Coleman.....
Vote Coleman in 2008
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On : 8/3/2005 3:42:52 PM Gary Coleman (www) said:
August 3, 2005
Dear Diary -
Spent well over 10 hours at madaboutbayous.blogspot.com again. Just like every other day since Saturday, March 05, 2005, the day I know as "Black Saturday". The day the magic stopped, and life became empty. I have been waiting so long for something to happen in this deserted wasteland and it has worn by very soul right down to the...soul. I guess. You can see I can't even put words together any more. It is pathetic. I haven't had the time nor the inclination to run a decent presidential campaign, and even though it is 3 more years to go, I should be working much harder to get that edge in the race that I will need against Hillary Clinton (or 'Billary' as I affectionately call her - I made that name up, pretty funny, huh?). She's going to be a hot contender but I'm even hotter and plus she's a woman so she doesn't stand a damn chance! Ha! A woman president....that's about as plausible as having one of those redskins as president. This country would go right down the toilet. In fact, without Cole Power(tm) it is a certainty that it will.
Coleman/Lincoln 2008
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