AHA. I was just testing you, fanbase. I was testing your loyalty to the wisdom and discerning palate of the Profesora. You win.
I'm back.
But, unfortunately, the whole education thing is still not a money-making venture, so I haven't really visited a lot of restaurants worth mentioning.
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is still making headlines....I will NEVER grow tired of that shit.
As for political commentary, who the hell do you think I am? the Son of God?
Thesis statement: kiss my ass, you blogmongers. Not everyone has daily computer access and post-a-day lifestyles. Some places of employment use things like firewalls and the hawkeye vision of "the man" to keep controversial opinions and restaurant reviews under wraps. It sometimes takes me months to hack in to the blogger system with sufficient secrecy. So keep your critical, time-conscious comments to a minimum, asshats.
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On : 2/2/2005 4:18:48 PM Jesus (www) said:
Ooooooh!!! Sassy as ever, the profesora is!
I can't believe I didn't notice a new post here since Thursday....always expect the unexpected from "The Teacher".
Oh by the way, sorry about all the political commentary. I just haven't seen anything that wacky online lately - so I have to just complain about the world situation and continue to do nothing about it, as I sit on my ass and yell at the talking assholes on the news. God could have done alot better with his only begotten, I tell you.
(seriously, imagine if there was such a thing as a talking asshole...wouldn't that be cool?)
In conclusion - good to hear from you again Big Prof!
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On : 2/3/2005 10:46:58 PM The manimal (www) said:
One time I went to a TOOL concert in high school, during the concert they showed some video on this huge screen behind them that was literally of assholes singing along with the words in the songs. In the video cartoonesque type people would walk across the screen and bend over and then it would zoom in on their asshole as it sung along. Everyone was on drugs. But then it sucked because someone stole my favorite hat that I had worn all through high school right off my head and threw it up in the stage right in front of me. I watched my poor hat sit up on stage the whole concert. I even saw some dude sweep it off the stage in to the trash with all this other crap that people threw on stage after it was over. There must have been confusion because my hat was definitely not a peice of crap, ask anyone. I haven't had a hat that good since then, and probably never will again. Thankfully those talking assholes were up there to help ease the pain of losing such a sacred possesion.
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On : 2/7/2005 5:54:13 PM Jesus (www) said:
Dude, that is the most awesome story I have ever heard of!
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On : 2/18/2005 10:47:50 AM razumikhin ivanov (www) said:
oh man, reading this blog entry has made the world look shiny again. Sometime in the future i will get learn about a new dallas area resteraunt (DAR). i hope to one day visit this land of sexual hot dog inuendo, police oppression, and caulking supplies!
I would gladly send money to the professor so that she may dine out and have material for her ART. Let me know where I can send check or MO.
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