Eureka!

So apparently, Dallas PD thinks that it has the right to hand out excessive fines for running yellow lights (an entirely legal traffic transaction; in fact, I think that I probably saved lives and donated to charities simply by refusing to brake). Now, if I take the matter to court (which I fully intend to do, particularly if I can get Brian "Strongarm" Loncar to get my back) it's my word against that of an obviously crooked cop with *ahem* some obvious emotional baggage.
Well....I found the loophole! After hours at the Royal branch of the Dallas library (too near the scene of the alleged incident for comfort, mind you)spent researching law, criminal justice, crooked cops, Sacco and Venzetti, Dallas penal code, and Siberian tigers, I found out that it is NOT illegal to implicate a cop in a male prostitution scandal if you have reason to believe that the accused cop is a major ASSHOLE!