Crest Cafe

In case you're wondering where I've been eating practically every day since moving back to the coast, I'm here to tell you that you have way too much time on your hands. Read a damn book, for heaven's sake.
I've been at the same eatery nearly every day since August 5th. Where I was from March to August is between me and the trees, my friends. But since about the 5th until now, I've been enjoying such a wide selection of food and beverages that I see no reason to travel to a new locale. I may just stop reporting on restaurants altogether. Now, there are no other motives for me advertising for the Crest Cafe other than their high quality entrees and your choosy tastebuds. I'm a professor by trade and incur no benefits from my blatant persuasions. I am by no means a purveyor of food and I by no means spend a large fraction of my time wiping down menus with windex or wearing an apron covered in ketchup stains. I'm far too busy sharing my wisdom and enriching minds to....whatever, just go to Crest Cafe, okay. They have really good creme brulee french toast. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with CBFT cravings and I have to show up to work... I mean this delightful little cafe which I only patronize because I enjoy it so...a half hour early just to stop the pangs.
Plus, if you're a good tipper, the service is spectacular. (And might I mention well-endowed in the derriere department.)