In-Depth Analysis of Current Political Climate....and Local Eatery!

AHA. I was just testing you, fanbase. I was testing your loyalty to the wisdom and discerning palate of the Profesora. You win.
I'm back.
But, unfortunately, the whole education thing is still not a money-making venture, so I haven't really visited a lot of restaurants worth mentioning.
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is still making headlines....I will NEVER grow tired of that shit.
As for political commentary, who the hell do you think I am? the Son of God?
Thesis statement: kiss my ass, you blogmongers. Not everyone has daily computer access and post-a-day lifestyles. Some places of employment use things like firewalls and the hawkeye vision of "the man" to keep controversial opinions and restaurant reviews under wraps. It sometimes takes me months to hack in to the blogger system with sufficient secrecy. So keep your critical, time-conscious comments to a minimum, asshats.