Verbal Herman Munster

So the freshmen are getting restless for the teachings of the Professor?
It's not that I haven't been writing all kinds of wisecrackery and indepthitude. It's not that I haven't been dining at all kinds of places that are better than your house.
I've just been getting down to brass tacks, going back to stiff parchment and a quill pen. So that it's the words, not the technology that you feel.
Thesis statement: It's just too bad that you people can't enjoy my fine calligraphy. Mostly, I just feel real sorry for you...